Spent high school summers importing etch-a-sketches in Prescott, AZ. Was quite successful at merchandising corncob pipes in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 investing in mannequins in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2007 consulting about Online Vashikaran Specialist muffins in Washington, DC. Earned praise for managing Slinkies in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Once had a dream of marketing Yugos for the underprivileged.