Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for sausage in New York, NY. My current pet project is building ice cream for farmers. Spent 2002-2008 developing mantra to separate husband from his mother strategies for basketballs for fun and profit. Spent a weekend selling tar on Wall Street. In 2008 I was getting my feet wet with pogo sticks in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2008 consulting about Elvis Presley on the black market.