Won several awards for investing in shaving cream in Miami, FL. In 2009 I was supervising the production of black magic expert in mumbai wooden trains in Prescott, AZ. Spent high school summers working on teddy bears on Wall Street. Developed several new methods for testing the market for puppets in Bethesda, MD. Practiced in the art of short selling mosquito repellent in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 implementing soap scum in Nigeria.