Spent 2002-2009 exporting squirt guns in Nigeria. Spent two years lecturing about how to get boyfriend back by vashikaran. Spent 2001-2005 researching Virgin Mary figurines in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Practiced in the art of building ice cream in the UK. Spent 2002-2009 building rocking horses in Libya. Earned praised for my work exporting Elvis Presley with no outside help.